God: Good morning Toad.
Toad: Who said that?
God: It is I.
Toad: And it is I who just asked “Who are You”.
God: I Am.
Toad: You Am Who, Mr. Magoo?
God: I Am that I Am.
Toad: Oh I get it. Show yourself Popeye.
God: I am that I am.
Toad: Now I remember; I heard this bit in a Bill Cosby standup routine fifty years ago.
Toad: So what’s happenin’ Big Guy in the Sky?
God: You are “happening”. I am “Being”.
God: By the way I am out of the psychedelic toad juice that keeps me going.
Toad: Sure thing Big Guy, help your Self. Just pick me up and milk my back.
God: That would be “doing.
Toad: Doing? Now that’s a subject that been buggin’ me for a while now. Just exactly what do you do? From what I hear, You’ve been pretty busy. What do you do anyhow? Like, what’s your job description.
God: I have none.
Toad: Yeah, well that’s not what I hear.
God: And what do you hear Psycho?
Toad: I hear you make people from scratch and that you kill everyone you don’t like.
God: Psycho, I love you, Psycho. Do you know what Love is?
Toad: Hmm. I think so. I hear it’s unconditional; is that right?
God: That’s right, Psycho.
Toad: You don’t really get high do ya?
God: Not really.
Toad: I said some bad things to a friend of mine yesterday. Can you forgive me for that?
God: I don’t “do” stuff, remember?.
Toad: So how can I be forgiven.
God: To forgive is not a verb; it is a state of being.
Toad: Is that supposed to be an answer?
God: Toad, do you believe I Love you?
Toad: I guess so.
God: Love is also not a verb. In fact Forgiveness is the definition of Love. Love is a state of being. As is Forgiveness, as am I. You are a part of me.
Toad: What part Boss, what part am I?
God: You are the verb Psycho. You are my fingers and toes, my kiss on your nose.
Toad: A verb? I’m just a verb? Am I supposed to do something besides hop around the garden and slurp the juice from dragonflies?
God: Accept the Love, Psycho. Accept the Love and pass it on.