EVIDENCE of THINGS UNSEEN

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My father died many years ago. I miss him.

I miss his wry sense of humor, his complete acceptance of the curious traits of everyone he met. I never heard him use an unkind word about or to anyone; but for one exception, his voice was naturally calm at all times.

After his stroke in 1972, he had difficulty in coordinating the use of his hands. This new experience held many surprises for my father and for the rest of our family as he learned once again to do the things that had always been taken for granted.

He and Mother met during the depression of the Thirties. Though they prospered during these times they learned to respect the gifts of life; they saw how easily the possessions, which helped to make one’s days enjoyable, could be suddenly missing in the blink of an eye. (Mother eventually left life in just that way, with no warning).

Father called Mother, Oodles for fifty some years because in their earlier love letters to each other. Mother had established the habit of ending those letters with “Oodles of love”. She called Father, Lovey for similar reasons and  so did I. Oodles was frightening at times but Lovey was always “Lovey”.

In their retirement years, Mother Oodles enjoyed working in the garden and sharing food with their renters; Lovey rescued old bits of furniture, reworking joints, refinishing and restoring them in his shop behind the family garage.

Dixie Broom, the retired Entrepreneur and Retail Store Proprietor turned backyard craftsman in later years, would restore that dingy, broken rocking chair or that old dining room table covered with powdery chips of peeling paint to its former self; if not that exactly, at least to a condition of usefulness. That piece of furniture would then go to someone in need, perhaps an old retired woman living only on a meager pension, or to a family of ten whose daily fare was usually biscuits and gravy.

Losing some of the manual dexterity which had helped to ease the lives of others, slowed but did not stop my Father from doing this work. Losing Oodles temporarily impeded Lovey’s focus but his retirement activity helped him to recover. I and my family visited Father often after Mother died. My wife and oldest daughter Dixie (named after her grandfather and very much like him) would fix the meals, daughter Mary would clean the house and son Bill and I would take turns working the yard and garden and helping Lovey restore furniture.

On this particular spring day it was my turn to help with the latest such task, in this case to hold the table steady while Father prepared to drive a brad into a shaky joint that had already been properly repaired several time and was now to be victimized with a blow from a hammer, never to be repaired again.

Lovey lined up that nail and raised the one pound weapon with his shaky right hand. As the blunt instrument missed its mark and struck instead my father’s thumb, I suddenly heard this blistering comment which gave new meaning to those comic strip tirades of Beetle Bailey; !@#$%^&* he shouted in language that no one had ever heard leave the lips of Horace Dixie Broom.

Family members and next-door neighbors flew to the rescue and when finally, we noticed a glimmer of smile escaping those normally stoic lips and a familiar crinkle near the corner of his right eye, a tiny revelation of mirth from a face that rarely betrayed strong feelings of any kind, we all began to laugh.

It is people like my friends John and Morris and Tracy and Bill and Scott and Steve and Marie and John and Betty and Frank and Frank and Terri and Sandy and my children, my grandchildren, my great-grandchildren, my silent (but not-so-silent, great-grandson, my beautiful, autistic Noah) and so many others who have little to say but so much to share, that help me keep my father, my Lovey by my side at all times, still teaching me how to live These are the people who add form to formlessness, the evidence of things unseen.

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hank you. Lee Broom.

One Two Three, Whoopee

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My life is just perfect

Except for two things,

The power of love

And the Knowledge it brings

If only I knew how to go back in time

I’d be fine.

I’d push and I’d pull

I’d never be late

I’d look around for the perfect mate

If only I knew how to fly like a bird

I’d be fine.

Oh for a glass of wine.

Mind if I sit here? My name is Abner.

Curious Abner.

I’m a recovering orphan of the Big Hazy.

What’s your name.

Any Excuse For a Rhyme.

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How many millions are in a trillion?

How many leaves in a forest?

How many souls exist in forever?

How many came before us?

 

Where is it written?’Where are the answers?

Where is the heavenly Chorus?

When did the Big Bang Beget the beginning?

Is the answer there before us?

 

What if I told you I knew all along?

What if you held a Thesaurus?

A new interrogative might have an answer

Or perhaps it would simply bore us.

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THE RHYTHM OF THE RESTLESS

 

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THE RHYTHM OF THE RESTLESS

It is impossible as head-nodders to learn the meaning of our gossip.

But gossip we do, nod we do, smile and frown and clap we do; like starlings at early dawn, we flap, we rustle, we cling together and rise from the grasses and fly together, this way and that, seeking the leader whose randomness fails us.

At sundown the murmeration ceases and together we rustle, we rhyme with the rhythm of the restless till darkness overcomes.

Tomorrow we will rise again and like starlings everywhere we will rise as one and heads will nod and the bloated carcasses of our forgotten comrades will add nourishment to the earth and one or two will say do you remember whatsisname.

Oh yes comes the answer, he was always coming up with strange, new ideas. And we head-nodders bestow our final, limited approval in measured doses and our world continues at break-neck speed.

OXYMORONIC NORMS

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OXYMORONIC NORMS

 “No one goes to that restaurant anymore – it’s always too crowded.” Yogi Berra.

(a) Honest opinion

(b) Experience is the best teacher.

These  contradictory phrases, impossible though they appear, may very well be a precise definition of a behavioral tendency toward littering the language with oxymoronic detritus.

Enough of this insane wisdom. 

I’m not sure where this is going but as I muddled my way through the day  researching various modes of transportation I smiled and frowned as I met the requirements of UBER. I gave them my information including a credit card number and as I attempted to complete the transaction I was asked if I had read the accompanying contractual agreement. The only way I could read it was to cancel the form I had just filled out.

I smiled an frowned at the same time.

IN SEARCH OF LEADERSHIP

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It is impossible from head-nodders to learn the subject of their gossip.  But gossip they do, nod they do, smile and frown and clap they do like starlings at early dawn; they flap, they rustle, they cling together and rise from the grasses and fly together, this way and that, seeking the leader whose randomness fails them.

At sundown the murmeration ceases and together they rustle, they rhyme with the rhythm of the restless till darkness overcomes. Tomorrow they will rise again and like starlings everywhere they will rise as one and heads will nod and the bloated carcasses of their forgotten comrades will add nourishment to the earth and one or two will say do you remember whatsisname. Oh yes comes the answer, he was always coming up with strange, new ideas.

And the head-nodders bestow their final, limited approval in measured doses and their world continues at break neck speed.

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Lee Broom

 

Curious Abner and the Psychedelic Toad get Down.

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SERIOSITY

 

Psycho: Hey there Curious Abner. You have that lost look on your face again. ‘sup?

Curio: Dude…

Psycho: Well….

Curio: Well what?

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio: Don’t look at me that way.

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio:  You’re giving me that Psychedelic Toad look. Stop it please.

Psycho:  Well…..

Curio:  Okay…..I need to make amends with someone and I can’t.

Psycho: What’s stoppin’ ya?

Curio: I’m not sure what to do.

Psycho: Howsabout starting with an apology?

Curio: Well, that hasn’t worked out so well either.

Psycho: What happened; don’t tell me; you forgot to pay your AT&T bill, right?

Curio: Don’t get psychedelic on me, Wart Face.

Psycho: You sure do a lot of bellyaching. Go on.

Curio: Alright already; so I write this email, see?

Psycho: An email; okay.

Curio: Yeah, an email; it starts out okay but by the time I get to the fifth line I sound angry again.

Psycho: Okay……

Curio: Okay. That’s it. I need ideas. Got any?

Psycho: Stop at the third line.

Curio:  (Thanks Mo)

Psycho: (Anytime Leeward.)