“No one goes to that restaurant anymore – it’s always too crowded.” Yogi Berra.
(a) Honest opinion
(b) Experience is the best teacher.
These contradictory phrases, impossible though they appear, may very well be a precise definition of a behavioral tendency toward littering the language with oxymoronic detritus.
Enough of this insane wisdom.
I’m not sure where this is going but as I muddled my way through the day researching various modes of transportation I smiled and frowned as I met the requirements of UBER. I gave them my information including a credit card number and as I attempted to complete the transaction I was asked if I had read the accompanying contractual agreement. The only way I could read it was to cancel the form I had just filled out.
I smiled an frowned at the same time.