CAST OF CHARACTERS:
BLONDIE: Newly elected President of NUSA.
DOGMAN: Secret financier of NUSA.
ROB: Room-full Of Billionaires.
THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF DOGMAN AND BLONDIE
BLONDIE: Everybody, let’s give it up for DOGMAN.
ROB; Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
DOGMAN: Thank you everyone, thank you.
ROB: Continues to applaud. ROB is standing and demanding an encore.
BLONDIE: Okay Gentlemen; be seated, please.
ROB: Room settles down; ROB is seated. DOGMAN rises to the occasion.
DOGMAN: Thank you gentlemen, thank you. (ROB begins once again to get rowdy; all are erect once more; BLONDIE comes to the rescue. ROB is now seated.)
BLONDIE: Before we begin I’d like to make a few comments, the first of which is to request that you all remain seated throughout our meeting. Secondly, there are no reporters, no spies, no unfriendlies in this room. That has already been attended to by DOGMAN and his HOUND FROM HELL which is for the moment securely leashed.l. And as for ROB’s Rules of Order, remain in your seats; no other rules will apply. Okay then. DOGMAN, the podium is yours. Gentleman, say hello to DOGMAN.
ROB: Helloooooooooooooo DOGMAN.
DOGMAN: Thank you everyone. I thank you. Cerberus thanks you. My three-headed mutt thanks you.
BLONDIE’s campaign has been paid for and as agreed, I will take over from here. BLONDIE will remain in the public eye, sharing his very own , very special kind of charisma that his public adores. You gentlemen will assist me in ROBing the bank while BLONDIE continues to go over the events of the day as we create them.
The plan is to provide a new reality each day which will confuse the public and mold them into compliance.
BLONDIE: I’d like to say I never…
DOGMAN: BLONDIE be quiet.
BLONDIE: (Meekly) Okay.
DOGMAN: Today for example there will be a psychologist and several newspaper talking about BLONDIE’s psychosis. By tomorrow it will be forgotten.
BLONDIE: I’m not crazy
DOGMAN: Hush, BLONDIE