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THE HIPPITY HOPPITY FREAKY LOOKING “BIG L” LIBERTARIAN

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Lee Broom

 

Psycho: Good morning Curio.

Abner:  I thought you weren’t gonna call me that anymore. ‘Sup?

Psycho: There’s a Town Hall meeting tonight. I can’t go.

Abner: Why not?

Psycho: Discrimination practices at work if ya really wanna know.

Abner: You’re a Toad, right?

Psycho: Actually, I am not a toad.

Abner: Well, if not a toad, then you are one, truly, freaky looking frog. Would you like me to address you as Freaky Frog?

Psycho: I’m not a Frog either.

Abner: So what are you Wart Face?

Psycho: I’m a Libertarian.

Abner: Get real Dude; I’ve seen lots of Libertarians. You are definitely NOT a Libertarian.

Psycho: You sound like one of those judgmental Socialists. Are you going to the meeting? I’ve noticed that more and more Democrats are going to these Town Hall events and then there’s the R word folks. This is for everyone , ya know?

Abner:Even Republicans ? But not Toads. Did I get it right?

Psycho: I guess Toads are okay. Maybe a few Republicans. Depends on how well armed they are, I suppos.

Abner: Then why can’t you go to the Town hall meeting, Wart Hog?

Psycho: I told you I’m a Libertarian,

Abner: Big L or little l ?

Psycho: Big L., Dum Dum.

Abner: Well when you get there, tell the folks handing out name tags that you are Freddy the Freaky-looking Frog.

Psycho: Ribbet

Curious Abner and the Psychedelic Toad get Down.

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SERIOSITY

 

Psycho: Hey there Curious Abner. You have that lost look on your face again. ‘sup?

Curio: Dude…

Psycho: Well….

Curio: Well what?

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio: Don’t look at me that way.

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio:  You’re giving me that Psychedelic Toad look. Stop it please.

Psycho:  Well…..

Curio:  Okay…..I need to make amends with someone and I can’t.

Psycho: What’s stoppin’ ya?

Curio: I’m not sure what to do.

Psycho: Howsabout starting with an apology?

Curio: Well, that hasn’t worked out so well either.

Psycho: What happened; don’t tell me; you forgot to pay your AT&T bill, right?

Curio: Don’t get psychedelic on me, Wart Face.

Psycho: You sure do a lot of bellyaching. Go on.

Curio: Alright already; so I write this email, see?

Psycho: An email; okay.

Curio: Yeah, an email; it starts out okay but by the time I get to the fifth line I sound angry again.

Psycho: Okay……

Curio: Okay. That’s it. I need ideas. Got any?

Psycho: Stop at the third line.

Curio:  (Thanks Mo)

Psycho: (Anytime Leeward.)

 

 

Curious Abner and the Psychedelic Toad get Down.

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SERIOSITY

 

Psycho: Hey there Curious Abner. You have that lost look on your face again. ‘sup?

Curio: Dude…

Psycho: Well….

Curio: Well what?

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio: Don’t look at me that way.

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio:  You’re giving me that Psychedelic Toad look. Stop it please.

Psycho:  Well…..

Curio:  Okay…..I need to make amends with someone and I can’t.

Psycho: What’s stoppin’ ya?

Curio: I’m not sure what to do.

Psycho: Howsabout starting with an apology?

Curio: Well, that hasn’t worked out so well either.

Psycho: What happened; don’t tell me; you forgot to pay your AT&T bill, right?

Curio: Don’t get psychedelic on me, Wart Face.

Psycho: You sure do a lot of bellyaching. Go on.

Curio: alright already; so I write this email, see?

Psycho: An email; okay.

Curio: Yeah, an email; it starts out okay but by the time I get to the fifth line I sound angry
again.

Psycho: Okay……

Curio: Okay. That’s it. I need ideas. Got any?

Psycho: Stop at the third line.

Curio:  Oh.