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XERO ATICUS AND THE PSYCHEDELIC TOAD GET DOWN

 

XERO ATICUS & THE PSYCHEDELIC TOAD GET DOWN
(A conversation between Xero Aticus
and the Psychedelic Toad.)
Lee Broom

 

PSYCHO: Hey there XERO ATICUS. You have that lost look on your face again. ‘sup?

XERO: Dude…YOU MIGHT TRY ADDRESSING ME AS MR. ATICUS

PSYCHO: Well….

XERO: Well what?

PSYCHO: (The Look.)

XERO: Don’t look at me that way.

PSYCHO: (The Look.)

XERO:  You’re giving me that PSYCHEDELIC TOAD look. Stop it please.

PSYCHO:  Well…..

XERO:  Okay…..I need to make amends with someone and I can’t.

PSYCHO: What’s stoppin’ ya?

XERO: I’m not sure what to do.

PSYCHO: Howsabout starting with an apology?

XERO: Well, that hasn’t worked out so well either.

PSYCHO: What happened; don’t tell me; you forgot to pay your AT&T bill, right?

XERO: Don’t get psychedelic on me, Wart Face.

PSYCHO: You sure do a lot of bellyaching, MR. ATICUS. Go on.

XERO: Alright, already; so I write this email, see?

PSYCHO: An email; okay.

XERO: Yeah, an email; it starts out okay but by the time I get to the fifth line I sound angry
again.

PSYCHO: Okay…

XERO: Okay. That’s it. I need ideas. Got any?

PSYCHO: Stop at the third line.

XERO:  Oh.

CURIOUS ABNER AND THE PSYCHEDLIC TOAD GET DOWN

 

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SERIOSITY

 

Psycho: Hey there Curious Abner. You have that lost look on your face again. ‘sup?

Curio: Dude…

Psycho: Well….

Curio: Well what?

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio: Don’t look at me that way.

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio:  You’re giving me that Psychedelic Toad look. Stop it please.

Psycho:  Well…..

Curio:  Okay…..I need to make amends with someone and I can’t.

Psycho: What’s stoppin’ ya?

Curio: I’m not sure what to do.

Psycho: Howsabout starting with an apology?

Curio: Well, that hasn’t worked out so well either.

Psycho: What happened; don’t tell me; you forgot to pay your AT&T bill, right?

Curio: Don’t get psychedelic on me, Wart Face.

Psycho: You sure do a lot of bellyaching. Go on.

Curio: alright already; so I write this email, see?

Psycho: An email; okay.

Curio: Yeah, an email; it starts out okay but by the time I get to the fifth line I sound angry
again.

Psycho: Okay……

Curio: Okay. That’s it. I need ideas. Got any?

Psycho: Stop at the third line.

Curio:  Oh.

CURIOUS ABNER AND THE PSYCHEDLIC TOAD GET DOWN

Lee Broom

SERIOSITY

 

Psycho: Hey there Curious Abner. You have that lost look on your face again. ‘sup?

Curio: Dude…

Psycho: Well….

Curio: Well what?

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio: Don’t look at me that way.

Psycho: (The Look.)

Curio:  You’re giving me that Psychedelic Toad look. Stop it please.

Psycho:  Well…..

Curio:  Okay…..I need to make amends with someone and I can’t.

Psycho: What’s stoppin’ ya?

Curio: I’m not sure what to do.

Psycho: Howsabout starting with an apology?

Curio: Well, that hasn’t worked out so well either.

Psycho: What happened; don’t tell me; you forgot to pay your AT&T bill, right?

Curio: Don’t get psychedelic on me, Wart Face.

Psycho: You sure do a lot of bellyaching. Go on.

Curio: alright already; so I write this email, see?

Psycho: An email; okay.

Curio: Yeah, an email; it starts out okay but by the time I get to the fifth line I sound angry
again.

Psycho: Okay……

Curio: Okay. That’s it. I need ideas. Got any?

Psycho: Stop at the third line.

Curio:  Oh.